Depressing night

Jeeze, Its been such a depressing night the last night.I just went straight into emo mode once every thing settles down and i'm alone at home. NO dinner, no one but my hang over accompanied me. They say alcohol is a depressant, jeeze, it sure is. The music from my blog doesn't help~ argh.

Ay, the pursuit of assurance wasn't pleasant, nor was the enlightment of the truth...

Gokudo

Sheesh, I broke yet another string on the guitar, makes me wanna change a guitar...

So i watched this jet li show with Miss chiang yesterday , after much decomposition at mercury . I thought it was quite a nice show though we missed the first 10 mins of the show. I kinda got my interest back for triads and secret society. The show inspired me to start taking pictures that symbolizes the Japanese gang Yakuza or the triads. Evilness blending with crimson ... mmhmm..

So we hit Chinese garden later on at night and woots, it was not totally awesome but it was quite a nice subtle feeling at the lanterns display. There were plenty of Chinese characters depicting the various lanterns there , and Jeeze, It was quite a challenge to understand all of them.

The dudes are back!!!

Finally!!! THEY ARE BACK FROM AUSTRALIA!!! AGRH!!!!!!!!

Well, least i know they missed me pretty much too, I was catching up with ernest at king albert's mac and he was telling me all the wonderful stories that happened. It was pretty much interesting, especially when there is this new girl in the picture and , slurrp, the squabbles. Aww, they think of me even when they were at the jetty without fishing rods, like hur hur, what gives.

Arh, short post , lazy post, what ever, will post again when the mood comes back .. till then~

Sibu Island Escape

A few weeks back Yen Kai gave me text message asking me to join him on a trip to the Sibu Islands for 3 days two nights.Well, at first i thought its gonna be one of those last minute planned trip which falls under the category of most likely cancelled . How ever , all went well after I managed to take a few days off in advance and last wed saw the bunch of us heading of to the kelong.

















Well, Jy backed out so its left with me the only outsider and the Rp vball team. How ever, they were nice and friendly people and all, so they were quite a nice company.

The three days two nights was spent island hopping , snorkelling and fishing. It was one of those simple trips that can only be described by the photos you've took , and I'm being lazy , so PEEPS! HEAR ME NOW~ enjoy the pictures XD

Things that turn me off..

Things i confirmed that will make me not like a girl when

1) You didn't call me to ask where i am and all and told me that you were there 1 hour earlier to wait for me.

2)You didn't slow me down and walk as fast as me and complain later

3) You didn't want to watch a show any more when we reach the cinema .

4) You took out a Stick to smoke infront of me and ask me if I wanted one. ( When you didn't told me that you smoke)

5) You answers a phone call in hokkien and starts speaking a very loud and rude manner

6) You fucking buy me lunch on the first date

7) You want me to meet your hokkien speaking friend when i have work like 30 mins later

8) You bring me around twit places and shops for twit clothings...

This will result in the following ..

1) My heart rate doesn't increase and i feel like dying when we hug..

2) I became digusted at the thought that our hearts are so closed to each other

3)I'll be seriously pissed with you

4) I will break up with you if you are my gf , and I'll not ever go out with you alone again.

5) I might even fucking hate you if you try anything funny at work.

ARGH, sucky day.

Yet another glamourous ending

Sheesh,once upon a time, Jc gets an off day from work and I'm spending all my day cooped up at home , doing my FYP work. Totally , exhilarating.

Right , i'm not blaming any one , don't get any wrong ideas now . Its just that , a moment of laziness or peace seems so scarce now adays. Especially when i have the phuas chasing after me , giving me shit loads of work to do. OK, as you have already guessed, this paragraph and the next is so gonna be paragraphs full of complaints. Thanks dvd for the encouragement, appreciate that man.

Lets see ,I've been an accountant, a sales man , a secretary, a carpenter, a coolie , a office boy and as well as the human resource manager at serangoon broad way. Well, doesn't that make my job looks interesting with so many aspects falling into one. Fuck it, the phua is exploiting the very goods of me at a bargain of 6 bucks per hour. 6 bucks per hour for god's sake , and i'm being sucked out of my life just earning 6 bucks per hour. Seriously, if he haven't gave me these two days off, I'm so gonna quit the job and head straight to the ministry of manpower to lodge a complaint. Even better, if i'm eligible, i'll apply for child abuse as well.


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So , lately, I've been skeptical abuot the things i do , the person i'll be with bla bla bla. The other day i was telling ernest about how difficult its going to be , to be able to find for the one person that suits you. Thats like , 1 out 6 billion people. Fuck it, I don't know how many zeros there are in a billion , but wth , we all know that is alot. Makes me wonder now , how am i gonna be so sure that i'm going to find for the one lady that i'll be with.

Well, like i said , I'm being skeptical at such a young age that is. Jeeze,its just one of the kinds of moments when you take a breather and take some time to do some reflection . I have been telling myself that i'm still young and don't have to bother and all.After watching the show , how i met your mother, it seriously hit me. What if I , JC the almighty, DIE A VIRGIN!?

Ok,I see that many might go ahead and think that i'm actually going in the direction of sexual deprivation . NO i'm not. Its just that , if i'm going to fuck some one, I wanna make it a good fuck , and I want that person to be the one.Jeeze, and how am i gonna fuck the one when its like 1/6 billion a chance that I'ld find the one to fuck. ARGH.

Ok , maybe i'm being too narrow minded about the probability.Maybe i should widen my scope, do something like 2/6 billion = 1/3 billion or sth. Equate it out , minus gays and lesbians, minus married woman, minus old woman, minus young girls... So hmm, maybe it'ld create more possibilities.

What gives, if there are good people, there must be bad people to make the good people look good. If there are 50 strong men , we must have 50 weak men to make the 50 strong men look strong. If there is 1 sucker who dies a virgin, there must be fucker who dies , not a virgin. Period.


Ok, maybe this is not a complain post after all, more like its base on totally illogical hypothesis and explanations. What, you like to differ?

The dude's tired..

Damn , I'm damn damn damn shagged ar.. after days of work. Phua is unrelenting. DAMN it, Lemme complain... JEEze

5 days of full shifts work seems like eternity. People come people go , i sold for the company like theres no tomorrow, jeeze i don't know why i am working so hard actually, i've got no quota to reach or sort...Mr phua loves me, I know he does. He even treated me to teh bing after that ace day I had.

Arh, speaking of favouritism, i can't stand bosses being bias to people . Like , to me a boss is some one i look up upon , a leader and all, being biase, is totally not worthy of any respect.Mr Phua and Madam phua ( THe phua laus ) kept mistreating the foreign workers ar. They practice favouritism to Singapore workers,and would give them more consideration as compared to the foreigners.Every time xiao may would have her clients' being passed to me to handle by phua i felt bad. The reason was because xiao may couldn't speak proper english , thus, I took the client , but it got quite ridiculous when the client is actually from china as well and i end up, having xiao may next to me to translate my broken chinese to them.

How ever , I don't know why , the number of people taking photos with us seems to be decreasing , as the days past . Maybe its the rain, people find it a hassle visit the studio. So much so that Wang lin, the receptionist started to entertain people. She'll most likely go walking around disturbing people , and i get that plenty of time. There was once I was like being myself.. standing around ( well, the rest there think that i'm acting cool , in fact there was once , Rj , one of the photographer came up to me and said" wah , you stand here , i think the wind only blow towards ur direction" sth like that in chinese) then wang lin came over and said, JC, the girls ( miss phua and friend) are making fun of you. I was like, Zzz, I better sit down or sth...

Well, a new comer came over just today , his name is Jun Chien or sth . Very close to my name i know. Ok, he came over last week but i only got to talk to him more today. So we were talking about Phua's daughter, miss phua. Miss phua is very very short. Short and small. She is by record, the shortest girl i've ever seen( Esther, you can gloat about this) . Guess, what , she is 20 years old. SHE IS A YEAR OLDER THEN ME. Then i was wondering why she was treating me like a kid when she is so small and short. Just when i finished this sentence, she walked pass us .. I looked at her , and she stopped and look at me. She went," what? Go on~.." and walk away.

I felt this piece of concrete drop on me with the word LOSER carved on it...

Hello Jie Xi...

So i've been working for a couple of days at the studio already. Its funny, even though i'm working alone, its interesting. Maybe its the new environment but i'm starting to like my job. Well, first day of work was quite a comedy indeed.

My boss , Madam Phua( AKA Phua lau eh) introduced me to the crew. I was called Jc then.Then she assigned me to Xiao may.. or mei or wtf anything liddat... who fucking is a girl from china ... Xiao may is supposed to coach me. I'm telling you, i need to learn my chinese well because halve the time i don't understand what she is talking about and there went taking that i'm a joke and keep giggling. Suzie was a nice lady and she came to be my translator and eventually, my guide instead.Phua lau eh laughed at this ok, she laughed at my demise! She said , when I speak in chinese with xiao may , she laugh till her teeth drop. Something liddat.

Its really sickening. There was this instance xiao may was showing me where the different sizes of photos are stored. She went what si ar, shan ar , yi ar, er ar.. I was like , wtf is that. She kept ar ar ar ar ar... Suzie then told me it was the photo sizes which are in 4r 3r 2r 1r... Alamak.

Then Mr Phua( AkA Phua Lau pei) came. Phua lau pei mistaken me as one of the graduates collecting the graduation gowns they were distributiing and kept asking me to sit down and wait for my turn and all. Jeeze, Phua Lau Pei is partially deaf.. So yes, it took some patience and sign language to tell him that i'm the newbie.

Then Phua Lau Eh asked me to demonstrate to her how to dress the gown up for practice. She got Xiao May to be the model. ARGH! OF ALL PEOPLE AND ALL THE GUYS THERE!There was this part where you have to hook on something on the blouse. That area happen to be where the chest is, and in this case, it happened to be where xiao may's breast are. I was asking Phua lau eh.. " Phua lau eh... do i realy have to do this? " .. Phua lau eh went" OF COURSE YOU MUST DO, and you must do it accurately and quickly!" i was like in GG mode.. xiao may then went something like.." LAI BAH~ BU YAO PA or sth (translate to, bring it on! Don't be a pussy)"SIgh, hers was harD~ ...

Xiao may was sweet though, she kept smiling and smiling no matter the difficulties i had understanding her. .How ever ,one major turn off is. She couldn't get my name right. She gave me a new name infact. Jie Xi. Just this afternoon during lunch , Xiao may went JIE XIIIIII~~~~~~~~~ and threw a lump of rice and something and something on my plate. Before i could even finished my sentence she ran off in smoe china girl style.. Wtf, I'm now known as Jie Xi. Even the photographers there started calling me that. You should have seen Phua lau eh laugh. How ever, their english ain't that good as well. There was this instance Suzie was telling me what is what on a graduation gown. When it came to the Sashay.. she took it as a hood and pronounced it as.. " HOOT" Jeeze, lucky for my years of training in the comedy line, I'm able to hold my uproaring laughter in me.

So basically what i do is to handle clients and all, so with every deal secured , my name will be written on the sales contract by some one. In the early afternoon , it was ok they wrote my name as JC. Soon they began to emphasize more on the C instea of the J... so it became )C . Then , as the crowd got more ,they wrote it as )( ... then phua lau eh was having troubles identifying what the symbols mean , she changed it to >< . Then for convenience sake , they all changed it to X. When i saw that , i went hey.. thats not my name, phua lau eh went, it is now.. Wtf, do I look like some guy who have a bad hairdo and knives coming out of my knuckle!??!???!?!

Today was interesting though. Suddenly there was this woman who came in and went KNNN CHAO CHEEE B##N.... (we all know its not spelt that way)She slurred more vulgarities which i dunno , but i understand that she went FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.. and then KNN .. HU LI JING! ( Vixen ) I inferred that one of the staffs committed in a extra marital affair with her husband , that explains she was so pissed. Funny though , she called the police to come catch the woman ,who apparently is really not there... and the police took her into custody instead. Jeeze, she ate her words. ~

I was in a rush to use the toilet and i couldn't got away from my client, but that woman chased my client away. Thank god for answering my call to nature!I Pee-ed , relaxed , calmly and in an orderly fashion =)

Screwed up body clock

Jeeze, i think my body clock is so screwed up after the chalet. The chalet was actually meant for the Old 05 peeps, but ay, not alot turn up, apparently, only me and ernest stayed over together with the girl gang. Jeeze, It was fun though , especially when the night was spent gossipping about people. The high light was Yan ching's "fur".

There was yet another sighting incident again. While walking with the girls to see the sunrise during the wee hours , I felt a chill down my spine and i had goose bumps. My first reaction was to show off my 'very long' arm hair to ernest . When ernest turned over to look at them , he immediately turned back. Then we kept quiet and continue walking.When we were furthur away from the place ernest told me that he saw a white apparition beside me when i said my hair stood. GG.. and to think about it, its the 7th month too!

Sigh, i'll start to have a no life life after tml when i start working. Work eat sleep work eat sleep, take photo abit. SIgh ,well i think i had my fair share of fun. I think. Went to esplanade to do photo shooting with pat just now. Jeeze, yet another spend time together session.We played more pool then shoot photo actually.Aiya, we can't get any decent shots any way when the security guard decides to off the lights in esplanade. Then my friend had yet another accident again when the barrier at the car park fell on him. Tsk, apparently he didn't pay attention to the barrier and was ogling at some sleek sports car instead.

Jeeze, I need sleep , but I can't sleep. All these thoughts inside me, are bothering me but i'm not bothered actually. I think. Jeeze.

They crushed us like an ant

Sigh, the team is out of the tournament! Jeeze, who knew we'll be so serverely crushed by the foreigners.. argh~ They're big, they're strong , they're ang moh. ~~Oh well, they were slow any way..I'm quite satisfied looking at them run around.





Well, now its back to training mode again, but before that, i think I'ld have a chat with M.o to see whether zheng hua is playing next year.





Been sleeping alot after the law paper, i guess it was pay back for the lack of sleep during the examination period. So, I was with the guys at mos on friday night together with tw's friend. Well, it wasn't the most enjoyable nights I had but , I had some serious man to man session going on with ern after the session.Well, how come i'm not surprised that we share the same perceptions.. again~





Hmm , then i watched the movie 881 with my family, in celebration of my sis's birthday. Ay, its quite a nice show that had a strong singaporean essence in it. The hokkien/chinese/ broken english dialouges they had were interesting and well thought off. Indeed its something to be expected with the likes of roystan tan as the director of the film. He's too damn good .


Argh, i've still got a few more flicks i wanna catch on the big screen, but I'm too damn broke to go watch them. Dman it, good thing i'm working ~! Jeeze, life without money sucks.