Jc's blog

Almost-bowling for soup

I almost got drunk with milk at14
Where I almost Puke out everything in the sink
I tried to make cookies to pay for those taxes
and almost gave them all to a slut with big breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wish you woulda loved me too

I almost held up a stationery store
Where I almost had 5 strokes and then 7 more
Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cause you went away
And I wish I would have had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
And now i'm destined to spend my time missing you
I almost with you would have loved me too

Here I go thinking bout all the things I could have done
I'm gonna need a forklift cause all the baggage weighs a ton
I know i had my problems
I can't remember yours
I almost forgot to say something else
But if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you

And I almost had you (and I almost had you)
Almost had you
I almost wish you would have loved me too