Once upon a time... there is a fish who named him self frog, for no particular reason. Maybe he wanted to be some thing else he was not.
The fish met a corn. On a holiday trip. They started to talk. Then they talked. And they talked. After the holiday trip... they came back home. Then they talked too. More talk.
Soon, the fish found out that he has feelings for the corn. Because it's yellow, green, with lots of corn kernels, filled with Vitamin C, thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, iron and dietary fibers. Its not that the fish liked eating the corn though, it just thought the corn was nice , with so much good substances and yea, the fish fell in love with the corn.
The fish decided that, yes, he'll make the corn his mate. Thus, he went into deep thoughts with his pea brain, on how to woo the corn. With his pea brain, the fish went out with the corn. He did what his pea brain told him to do and yea, he was a happy fish. That night after eating some of its own species at a very nice restaurant, the cannibal fish sent the corn home. Of course, they talked on the way back too.
As they are crossing the road, suddenly a ray of light shone on the fish. "Frog the fish... Do you hear me?" a voiced bellowed. "What!? Whose that... come out~ "Shrieked the fish..." Don't ask , I'm not supposed to show myself any where so don't bother too.. Any what ... hold her hand ... with this power I'm sending over to you, you'll have enough courage ..." the voice loomed ..." What the F." before the fish can even finish his sentence... He held the corn on her petal...
Thus they walked fin in petal... to her home. The fish was so high, that time; he thought he could be deep fried anytime. After the corn knocks her head on the fish's gills and the fish put some fish slime on some of the corn kernel the fish jump back into its little pond. Which seemed like an ocean to him.
The fish was happy.
"Did you know that fries contain hydrogenated vegetable oil?" The corn said, on a day out together with the fish. "What's that?"he fish asked munching his fries." Its one of the worst fats as they contain toxic Trans fatty acid .Fat molecules chemically altered. Which wreak havoc in our bodies. They contribute to cancer, heart disease, diabetes, MS, and many other health problems" "O_O really.... -_^" as the fish turned his munches into nibbles... "Yes...~trust me"
One fine day, the fish was sitting around with his fish mates... and they were just doing fish talking around.
"What!? You did every thing so fast?"Yelled fish mate 1
"I don't know, it's like some one up there told me to" explained the fish
"You think you're a marlin or something? You're just a Gold fish for good ness sake..." said fish mate 2
"Well, actually ... I don't know....."Mumbled the fish...
Days past by so quickly ... Like they say, time flies when you're having fun and feeling happy and all; It sure does for the fish. Every day the fish went back to his little pond feeling so happy, doing somersaults out of the water. He almost drowned himself.
The fish was looking forward to see the corn again every time he doesn't see her. They'll talk ... and talk and talk... how ever ... some things happened... and, the corn started not to talk to the fish that much any more...The fish started swimming slowly every time he ain't talking that much with the corn. He was worried .He starts to think about all sort of things that might happened... what if some one made her into cream of corn soup, what if some one decides to put her in high energy bars ... what if she turn pop corns! The fish was disturbed... quite disturbed...
He asked her...if there is anything wrong... she told him, these words ..." I think there are barriers in between us , something restricting me from talking to you, most probably because we went into some thing without knowing what's for us both. I guess, it'll be better if we were to start afresh and get to know each other more... "
"You're being too nice to me..."
The fish tried to get her back. He did stupid stunts, and he prayed to god to show up and give him a sign again. When god didn't show up, the fish curse him with all the curses his pea brain could come out with. Thus, god showed up. He was pissed...by the fish doings and he pissed on him. Then god decided that he was not satisfied enough , he decided to fart and blow wind on the fish ... It was a thunderstorm, the fish was drenched in rain water...not that he didn't want to be wet , but he'd prefer to be wet with pond water instead. He knew that he was helpless already by then...
He was going to say this..." But I love you, and I just want to be with you. Like what we've been doing... barriers can be moved ... we're going to learn about each other as we move on together... that's if..."
He couldn't bring himself to say those words. He knew that some how, the corn was determined by this. From the way she talks, that yea... things may have long been gone even before he realized...he respected her and her decision...
"I thought that this is the best of us, we will be hurt even more in the future if we continue any more."
The fish has a pea brain; he didn't understand a lot of things. He didn't know why it happened, how is it going to affect him, what comes next , where to go from here...So the fish went back to his little pond and started swimming on its own... Fishes don't cry ... they can't shed tear... they just swim and swim.... in those little circles in their lives...
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